Just For Laugh

I was just about to sleep when a friend of mine sent me this message to my bbm.
I hv ever read it somewhere before,but reading it all over again is still so funny.
Enjoy ^^

Little John's At It Again
 
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?''No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked.'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said,'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.Little Johnny asked, " Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ..'

Bali Struck

On Lebaran holiday this year, me and my family went to Jawa-Bali with a pilgrimage tour, Robert Tour.
I was used to going with a complete family+honey, but this year, 1 of my sister is still in Melb n my honey couldnt join us. So i felt like something was missing.

We went on this trip with my aunt's family and many other people i dont know.
The trip was not so fun, but more to exhausting, inside-out. The space between the seats in the was too narrow, i couldnt even relaxed my feet. The whole tour participants also felt the same way. We protested but the tour guide, who is also the owner, made so many excuses, putting his decision to the righteous one. Bah! We went on the day before lebaran, it was not the best decision, i think, cause the road was so heavy that we had to spent 12 hours of our lives just to get to Salatiga.

But it was a pilgrimage tour anyway, so just go in silent with prayer.

Dah. Ai da males nulis.
Kapan2 lagi yak.
Mwah